God as a non-binary person

Even Gods move with the times.

Godfather has now officially declared, that he wants to be referred to as God-Parent.
He/she/it has gone non-binary now.

And Jesus is no longer his /her/its son, but should be referred to as "second-generation God-person.

This way God tries to be more politically correct and thus more acceptable to modern US-American society.

A spokes-person, speaking on behalf of the Heavenly Hosts, confirmed these news for the Celestial Press Agency (CPA) and added: "It is well known that our Godparent moves in mysterious ways, her/his/its wonders to perform."

The Holy Ghost was not available for comment.

Negotiations are under way to combine Heaven & Hell under one common roof.
The new company will be known as "The Great Beyond, Incorporated".

God will be President, Mr. Devil will be Vice-President with full legal power when God is on vacation or otherwise indisposed.

OMG!